Selling pot allowed me to get through college and make enough money to start off in comedy.

I never hear terrorists say 'Merry Christmas,' only 'Allahu Akbar'.

If you ignore every single thing Jesus told you to do, you are just auditing. You're not a Christian.

If I thought the Lord was speaking to me I'd check myself into Bellevue, and I think you should too.

New Jersey Mayor Corey Booker last night personally rescued a woman from a burning building. Or as Fox News reported it, 'black man loots house, steals white woman.'

Denying racism is the new racism.

Talk to women who've ever dated an Arab man. The results are not good.