The NYPD must stop acting like the only thing black people do is run from them and shoot at them. Believe it or not there are some black New Yorkers who won't run and can't shoot -- they're called the #‎ Knicks .

The church has historically been very slow to embrace technology. Until very recently, their idea of a laptop was an altar boy.

What kind of tyrant punishes everyone just to get back at the few he's mad at? I mean, besides Chris Christie.

Tiger Woods apologized to the three women in America he never got around to sleeping with.

People say to me all the time, "I get my news from your show." And that isn't the way they should get their news. But the choice is not between getting their news the right way and getting their news from my show. The choice is that they won't get any at all unless you give it to them in an entertaining package.

When you get people who are out of office, suddenly their tongues loosen up and suddenly they say the things that you wish they'd said or did when they were in office.

you know... there is a name for people who are always wrong about everything all the time.... husband!!!