Why are there so many puritans in this country, and why can't the rest of us make them go away?!

Anyone who is elected mayor of a place called "Sin City" is allowed to be a drunk.

Heroin may be bad, but it sure as hell hasn't hurt my CD collection.

That's what's so great about the Internet. It allows pompous blow-hards to connect with other pompous blow-hards in a vast circle-jerk of pomposity.

London. Another terrorist attack and ISIS claimed credit. I am surprised because I thought we had wiped out ISIS on day one as Donald Trump said.

you know... there is a name for people who are always wrong about everything all the time.... husband!!!

Republicans don't have to accept evolution, economics, climatology, or human sexuality, but I just watched a week of their national convention, and I need them to admit the historical existence of George W. Bush. If your party can run the nation for eight years and then have a national convention and not invite Bush, Cheney, Rumsfeld, Colin Powell, Karl Rove, or Tom DeLay, you're not a political movement, you're the witness protection program.