Democrats are afraid of polls. Republicans aren`t afraid of polls. Republicans make polls. Democrats run from polls.

That's America for you - a red herring culture, always scared of the wrong things. The fact is, there are a lot of creepy middle-aged men out there lusting for your kids. They work for MTV, the pharmaceutical industry, McDonald's, Marlboro and K Street.

Why did Mitt Romney strap his dog to the roof of his car? Could it be because his station wagon was full of wives?

The teachers don't know anything. What are the kids going to learn with a horrible education system?

Religions are maintained by people. People who can't get laid, because sex is the first great earthly pleasure. But if you can't get that, power is a pretty good second one. And that's what religion gives to people. Power. Power is sex for people who can't get or don't want or aren't any good at sex itself.

What I believe in is love your neighbor as yourself and don't call him stupid because they don't agree with you politically.

I love Jesus. I just don't like the Christians who don't believe in what he says.