Democrats are afraid of polls. Republicans aren`t afraid of polls. Republicans make polls. Democrats run from polls.

Nobody in America who wants pot has any trouble getting it, so maybe that's why we aren't seeing support for legalization. People don't think it's necessary to legalize it, because it's so easy to get it.

Don't vote for Republicans or Democrats until they clean up the open system of bribery that we live under.

I love the Tea Party. They are the ultimate beer goggles. They make everything look better.

All I'm saying, as a fan, is I'm tired of the same song for 30 years. Can't we change the message a little? You've arrived. You have a black president. Every white guy in a commercial doesn't have to be the idiot and every black guy in a rap song doesn't have to be God's gift to the world.

There's no greater model, in my view, than Jesus Christ.

A flu shot is the worst thing you can do.