Don't you think that being a person of faith has become a third rail in American politics? If you want to run for president nowadays, you'd better get out there and say you're a very faith-based person.

There is good news. Scientists sent a probe down there in the Gulf of Mexico today and they found traces of seawater.

The jury could get the case as early as next week, but the defense says they just want to introduce one last-minute load of crap.

No politician is perfect. But in every election in your life, there will be one choice that is better than the others. Go out and vote for that one.

It's all been satirized for your protection.

A lot of people have warned President Clinton that Bosnia will turn into another Vietnam, which would be embarrassing for him because he'll have to go back to college.

The President said that Gold told him to invade Iraq. You see that's what happens when you mix New Testament and Old Milwaukee.