Don't you think that being a person of faith has become a third rail in American politics? If you want to run for president nowadays, you'd better get out there and say you're a very faith-based person.

Why did Mitt Romney strap his dog to the roof of his car? Could it be because his station wagon was full of wives?

People have to stop saying that just because someone is an anti-gay activist they might be gay. They're DEFINITELY GAY!!

Only a Bush could answer a 'yes' or 'no' question two different ways and be wrong both times.

Faith means the purposeful suspension of critical thinking. It’s nothing to be admired.

When consumers know things, they tend to make informed choices, and that could affect corporate profits. I'm sorry, but your right to know is always going to be outweighed by their right to hide it from you.

The answer isn't another pill. The answer is spinach.