The President said that Gold told him to invade Iraq. You see that's what happens when you mix New Testament and Old Milwaukee.

People have to stop saying that just because someone is an anti-gay activist they might be gay. They're DEFINITELY GAY!!

They told us to buy duct tape and portable radios so that if the world does end, we can all listen to Rush Limbaugh blame it on Clinton.

Obama has had more fundraisers than the last six presidents combined. And he's still losing in the money race!

There are people who think everything is a conspiracy and I think they're crazy.

Tea Party has now cost the Republicans 5 senate seats. My next donation is going to them.

I saw this anti-drug commercial that showed a kid smoking pot in his dad`s room with his friend. This kid finds a gun, the gun accidentally goes off and kills his friend. Only in America is the villain in this commercial not guns or bad parenting, but pot.