The President said that Gold told him to invade Iraq. You see that's what happens when you mix New Testament and Old Milwaukee.

The Republicans released their 'Pledge to America.' It's 21 pages of phony charts and bad ideas. Sarah Palin got a copy, and she said, 'How am I supposed to fit all this crap on my hand?

Selling pot allowed me to get through college and make enough money to start off in comedy.

This is why rational people - anti-religionists - must end their timidity and come out of their closet and assert themselves.

The people [in the USA] are not very well informed. They certainly don`t know history. They certainly are not interested in foreign affairs very much, unless it comes right to their doorstep. They all learn history through wars. They learn geography through wars.

If a President must constantly remind the people that we're at war, then we're not.

Now people want Brian Williams to resign, but it could have a happy ending. Apparently what he said was such a blatant departure from the truth, today he got an offer from Fox News.