Sarah Palin has strong opinions on the Libyans. She said, 'Marriage is between a man and a woman and Libyans like Rachel Maddow are what's ruining this country.'

Shouldn't we be against procreation at this point in time? With overpopulation and the strain on the resources on this planet? Shouldn't we reward people who don't spawn?

F. Scott Fitzgerald has an indespensible quote: 'The test of a first-rate intelligence is the ability to hold two opposed ideas in the mind at once and still retain the ability to function'. Or, as I like to call it, 'O.J. killed his wife, and the police are corrupt.'

Kids. They're not easy, but there has to be some penalty for having sex.

Again, (America is) a stupid country with stupid people who don't pay attention.

The difference between a hockey mom and a pit bull: At some point, a pit bull does stop whining.

I don't want to be a pessimist. I'm a realist. One man's realist is another man's pessimist.