Amazon has included me in an opportunity to provide top-shelf television-style programming live on the world's computer screens. To hold forth with the industry's very best actors, directors, musicians, authors - I'm thrilled to be on the cutting edge of this.

I don't say that I'm an atheist. I don't like that term, because I think it mirrors the certitude of religion. I say I don't know. And if you don't know - and you don't - just man up and say you don't know. Don't turn to silly stories and ancient myths.

Not a lot of people know about Tunisia. Sarah Palin thinks it's the name of one of Obama's kids.

I don't understand why the police are infallible. They remind me a lot of the Catholic Church.

Scientists say an 8.9 earthquake here could knock down buildings, flood coastal areas... and improve the roads.

You can't claim you're for peace if you're not willing to disturb it.

I just don't think a lot of Republicans like it when single women have sex.