Why can't God just defeat the devil and get rid of evil? It's the same reason the comic book character can't get rid of his nemesis; then there's no story.

Jesus is not a candle. A company in South Dakota is selling candles with the scent of Jesus. You light one and your friends says, Christ, what's that smell?

I love Jesus. I just don't like the Christians who don't believe in what he says.

President Bush is supporting Arnold but a lot of Republicans are not, because he is actually quite liberal. Karl Rove said if his father wasn't a Nazi, he wouldn't have any credibility with conservatives at all.

You would think there is a higher bar than having a Facebook page to run for president.

The church has historically been very slow to embrace technology. Until very recently, their idea of a laptop was an altar boy.

You know, we do a lot of complaining here in America. And that itself is something they can't do in a lot of other countries.