Republicans are obsessed with abortion...if they really wanted to protect the weakest, most helpless people, wouldn't they protect the Democrats?

Rick Santorum has come out against contraception and against college. He wants us literally to be f**king stupid.

I saw this anti-drug commercial that showed a kid smoking pot in his dad`s room with his friend. This kid finds a gun, the gun accidentally goes off and kills his friend. Only in America is the villain in this commercial not guns or bad parenting, but pot.

It's a good time to say "Oh" and take stock and say, "Gee, how was I ethically this year?" That's the problem with faith, Joe. What it does is it kind of screws up your priorities. Your priorities shouldn't be saving your own ass, which is the focus of Christianity. The focus should be, I'm a good person, and I do that just for the sake of being good. Like the Christmas song says, "Be good for goodness' sake."

There is good news. Scientists sent a probe down there in the Gulf of Mexico today and they found traces of seawater.

Obama is not a secret Kenyon, or a secret Muslim, he's a secret Republican.

Why are there so many puritans in this country, and why can't the rest of us make them go away?!