George Bush says, 'Gore's book needs a lot of explaining.' Of course, Bush says that about every book.

It could be anything. It could be Jesus and it could be the Furby and it could be the lint that lives in my navel, but it's probably not. Whatever it is, I doubt we as humans on Earth could have any perception of it while we're here. So, why give yourself a headache thinking about it. Just be a good person. That's what an ethicist is.

I believe in God, I just give him more credit than being a single parent and an author.

Maybe a president who didn't believe our soldiers were going to heaven might be a little less willing to get them killed.

Republicans are taking the defeat over Health Care as well as Tiger Woods took to marriage.

I see they found out the universe is 80 million years older than we thought. It's also been lying about its weight.

The [Libyan] rebels this week kind of hinted to the United States that they could use a little help. Right. Like, America would just blunder around the Middle East killing people without all the facts. That doesn't sound like the America I know.