Look, I have never made a secret of the fact that I have tried marijuana... About 50,000 times.

Religion is insanity by consensus.

The idea that men are from Mars and women are from Venus is a bunch of bullshit. Treat her like you would a friend, and you'll wind up with a lover.

The cable TV sex channels don't expand our horizons, don't make us better people, and don't come in clearly enough.

We've been on a long break and I've just been kicking back, doing nothing. Like our government.

If you came into the theater believing in the talking snake, it's kind of hard to leave the theater still believing in the talking snake.

Is it like gay men go into the priesthood because they figure, Well, this'll solve my problem. I can't be a homosexual in the priesthood; it'll just go away. Maybe I'll try it with the Republican Party.