'The Lorax,'...it's a mythical, woodland creature, right, who's for saving trees. He speaks for the trees because no one else can. Kind of the way conservatives speak for fetuses.

I think capital punishment works great. Every killer you kill never kills again.

Rick Santorum beat Mitt Romney in three states on Tuesday. Got a huge amount of fundraising. That's the good news for Rick Santorum. The bad news: people are now Googling 'Santorum.'

I want to see riots! I want to see the kind of riots where cab drivers are afraid to pick up white people! I want to see this guy!

There are people who think everything is a conspiracy and I think they're crazy.

I don't want to start a movement that mirrors religion. I don't want to create the church of the non-believers where I'm the preacher and we're all gathering together and reciting things.

Community is gathering around a fire and listening to someone tell a story.