Sarah Palin finally heard what happened in Japan and she's demanding that we invade 'Tsunami.'

When people say to me, 'You hate America,' I don't hate America. I love America. I am just embarrassed that it has been taken over by people like evangelicals, by people who do not believe in science and rationality. It is the 21st century. And I will tell you, my friend. The future does not belong to the evangelicals. The future does not belong to religion.

Beating Newt Gingrich in a popularity contest is like beating Stephen Hawking in 'Dancing with the Stars.'

Germs do not have a political party.

No politician is perfect. But in every election in your life, there will be one choice that is better than the others. Go out and vote for that one.

I never thought I'd say this, what Obama needs in his personality is a little George Bush.

Even when [Federal Reserve Chairman Ben] Bernanke said the recession was over ... you think that would have been a bigger boom somewhere, but it seems we just take everything in stride.