Sarah Palin finally heard what happened in Japan and she's demanding that we invade 'Tsunami.'

Laughter is sort of a natural truth detector. If you laugh at something, it's probably because there was some truth in it.

I think religion is a neurological disorder.

What does it take for Republicans to take off the flag pin and say, 'I am just too embarrassed to be on this team'?

Whenever the people are for gay marriage or medical marijuana or assisted suicide, suddenly the 'will of the people' goes out the window.

You know, if you're an American and you're born at this time in history especially, you're lucky. We all are. We won the world history Powerball lottery...

Because of the Republicans, I'm not ashamed of being an American. I'm embarrassed!