I have always defined political correctness as an elevation of sensitivity over truth.

You want to spend your millions on a worthless cause? Try donating it to the Democrats.

In ancient times they sacrificed the virgins. Men were not about to sacrifice the sluts!

Religion, it stops people from thinking because they think all the answers are in that one book; it impedes progress; it justifies crazy people. Flying planes into a building was a faith-based initiative.

40% of homicides go unsolved. You know, it's not a very good record. And, also, 95% of convictions in America come from plea bargaining, which is often coerced. It's like we have the worst of both worlds. We don't convict the guilty enough, and we coerce the innocent too much.

I do think the patriotic thing to do is to critique my country. How else do you make a country better but by pointing out its flaws?

A president can be unpopular for good reasons. You know, I'm not always on the side that the people are right, for God's sake. But, you know, he's not popular when he goes overseas. He couldn't go to Rosa Parks' funeral.