I have always defined political correctness as an elevation of sensitivity over truth.

Is it [hunting] really a sport if you have all the equipment and your opponent doesn't know a game is going on?

But isn't there something wrong when I'm the only guy in the country that got fired for 9/11?

We don't like mystery. You like mystery, 'cause it's not a mystery to you; you know when you're gonna get laid.

You can't claim you're for peace if you're not willing to disturb it.

Why can't God just defeat the devil and get rid of evil? It's the same reason the comic book character can't get rid of his nemesis; then there's no story.

I mean, maybe one day we will live in a more optimum world where terrorists come in every color of the rainbow. But the truth is, now they don't. I mean, the people who are trying to get us are young Muslim men, period.