Why can't God just defeat the devil and get rid of evil? It's the same reason the comic book character can't get rid of his nemesis; then there's no story.
A flu shot is the worst thing you can do.
The American people don't really care what side of an issue you're on. They just don't want you to act like a pussy.
Religion, to me, is a bureaucracy between man and God that I don't need.
I'm not into western medicine. That to me is a complete scare tactic.
The difference between the three Abrahamic religions: Christianity - mumbling to the ceiling, Judaism - mumbling to the wall, Islam - mumbling to the floor.