The politicians are no prizes, but the people are even worse, they're so ill-informed. I never understand the pushback when I say people are stupid.

You can't get saved if you don't play.

I don't do heroin myself, but it's done wonders for my music collection.

Scientists say an 8.9 earthquake here could knock down buildings, flood coastal areas... and improve the roads.

The Republicans released their 'Pledge to America.' It's 21 pages of phony charts and bad ideas. Sarah Palin got a copy, and she said, 'How am I supposed to fit all this crap on my hand?

In the Republican party, crazy is a constituency.

I'm just honest. They [asians] don't want to see black people generally in their movies.