All across the Middle East in the streets, people are demanding democracy. It's amazing. The only way in America you get people to get worked up like that is to threaten to give them health care.
Bill MaherI couldn't run for any office. I think that religion is bad, weed is good, and babies are disgusting; who would vote for me?
Bill MaherWe had a national tragedy this week, and the President of the United States and Sarah Palin both made speeches on the same day. Obama came out against lunatics with guns, she gave the rebuttal.
Bill MaherThere was one awkward moment where a black man stood-up to ask a question and out of habit, Bush said 'Clemency denied.'
Bill MaherRational people, anti-religionists, must end their timidity and come out of the closet and assert themselves. And those who consider themselves only moderately religious really need to look in the mirror and realize that the solace and comfort that religion brings you actually comes at a terrible price.
Bill Maher