It is appalling to make Jesus out of food! Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have to go bake some communion wafers.
Bill MaherDealing w/ Hamas is like dealing w/ a crazy woman who’s trying to kill u – u can only hold her wrists so long before you have to slap her.
Bill MaherWe've been on a long break and I've just been kicking back, doing nothing. Like our government.
Bill Maher