Even when [Federal Reserve Chairman Ben] Bernanke said the recession was over ... you think that would have been a bigger boom somewhere, but it seems we just take everything in stride.

We're all gonna be gay if we get health care!

Eunice Kennedy Shriver, President Kennedy's sister, endorsed Arnold Schwarzenegger, said he's not a womanizer. Of course by Kennedy standards that means he never drove one off a bridge.

If there is such a thing as karma, let's hope that Sarah Palin comes back as a wolf being shot at from a plane.

The teachers don't know anything. What are the kids going to learn with a horrible education system?

If I thought the Lord was speaking to me I'd check myself into Bellevue, and I think you should too.

The Drug War is an addiction, really.