I don't want to be a pessimist. I'm a realist. One man's realist is another man's pessimist.
Bill MaherTea Party has now cost the Republicans 5 senate seats. My next donation is going to them.
Bill MaherThe Founding Fathers were more deists. If you had to categorize them as anything. There was some sort of moving prime force. But it's an impersonal force. Some people call it Nature. Certainly not this personal god who you have a personal relationship with, who listens to your prayers and answers them, or doesn't. You know, not the silly stuff that most Americans believe because we're such a dumb nation.
Bill MaherHalloween is a day when we all get to fool people into thinking we're someone else. Or as Mitt Romney calls it, campaigning.
Bill Maher