Even when [Federal Reserve Chairman Ben] Bernanke said the recession was over ... you think that would have been a bigger boom somewhere, but it seems we just take everything in stride.

I never thought I'd say this, what Obama needs in his personality is a little George Bush.

America is like a dog. I'm sorry, but it is. It cannot understand actual words. It understands inflection. It understands fear. But you can't actually explain issues to a dog.

The problem is that the people with the most ridiculous ideas are always the people who are most certain of them.

They're talking about banning cigarette smoking now in any place that's used by ten or more people in a week, which, I guess, means that Madonna can't even smoke in bed.

Because of the Republicans, I'm not ashamed of being an American. I'm embarrassed!

You are what you do. It's about actions.