I never, ever in my life tried to be outrageous. I've only ever tried to say what was truly on my mind and not pull punches about it.

I love Jesus. I just don't like the Christians who don't believe in what he says.

Nobody sees people as people. It's all how they relate to my little group.

The answer isn't another pill. The answer is spinach.

I just don't think a lot of Republicans like it when single women have sex.

I do miss George Bush. Compared to these teabaggers and the people who are pandering to them, he looks like a professor.

I feel terrible for a Palestinian child who dies. But, if it's your father, your brother or your uncle who was firing those rockets into Israel, whose fault is it really? Do you really expect the Israelis not to retaliate?