Tt just seems to be human nature to seem to want to posit in another human being, qualities that you must know, in part of your mind, that human being couldn't possess because you don't possess.

But isn't there something wrong when I'm the only guy in the country that got fired for 9/11?

The Bible looks like it started out as a game of Mad Libs.

I don't know if you heard the news, but Wall Street now is a farmer's market. I don't want to say things are going downhill quickly, but Obama's new campaign slogan is 'Are you better off than you were four days ago?'

Faith means making a virtue out of not thinking. It's nothing to brag about...Religion is dangerous because it allows human beings, who don't have all the answers, to think that they do.

Kids. They're not easy, but there has to be some penalty for having sex.

I think Democrats are complacent. They think that Russia is going to save us. Bob Mueller is going to come in with a report.