New Rule: If an Evangelical tries to use Halloween to pimp Jesus to kids, they get to egg his house. On Halloween, the president of the American Family Association urged his flock to hand out a Christian-based comic book instead of candy. Excuse me, Halloween isn't a time to push your beliefs. You don't see me handing out pot to kids...Okay, well not the little kids.
Bill MaherRick Santorum has come out against contraception and against college. He wants us literally to be f**king stupid.
Bill MaherGood presidents, people like George Bush, they SEND people to war. They don't bring them a rescue. This is America. We rescue insurance companies and banks.
Bill MaherCatholicism has changed tremendously in recent years. Now when Communion is served there is also a salad bar.
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