Look, I have never made a secret of the fact that I have tried marijuana... About 50,000 times.
Bill MaherYou know, we do a lot of complaining here in America. And that itself is something they can't do in a lot of other countries.
Bill MaherOsama bin Laden put out a new video. The timing of this video has some people upset, three days before we vote. It looks like he's trying to influence the election. And I'll tell you, it's not going to work. Americans know Osama bin Laden does not pick our president. The Supreme Court does.
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