When consumers know things, they tend to make informed choices, and that could affect corporate profits. I'm sorry, but your right to know is always going to be outweighed by their right to hide it from you.

I always say people would rather be nice than right. I like to be nice too, but come on. People frequently ask me, what is my definition of politically correct. My answer is always the same: the elevation of sensitivity over truth. People would rather be nice than right, rather be sensitive than true. Well, being nice and sensitive are important, but they're not more important than being right; they're not more important than the truth.

I think capital punishment works great. Every killer you kill never kills again.

Anyone who is elected mayor of a place called "Sin City" is allowed to be a drunk.

Some people think I enjoy debate. I don't. I wish everyone agreed with me; it would save a lot of time.

There's more than one mosque in the world that used to be a church and before that was a temple. Because it's a lot easier to just change the sign on the top and say under new management than it is to change the whole building.

A new cologne is coming out. It's for cowboys, and it's made from cow's manure. That way the women will be on you like flies!