There are two things that you have to lie to get through. One is politics, and the other is marriage.
Bill MaherWhat a day for the Tea Party people. Did you see that? America's parks and fairgrounds were lost in a sea of man-boobs. They were venting their anger and rage against taxes, which, of course, in most cases for them went down. Protesting their taxes went down, but you know, why let the truth spoil a perfectly good Klan rally.
Bill MaherIf it makes you feel any better we will be happy to attack a country that had nothing to do with it.
Bill Maher