I always say to my religious friends, if a pool had even one turd in it, would you jump in?

Scientists say an 8.9 earthquake here could knock down buildings, flood coastal areas... and improve the roads.

If a President must constantly remind the people that we're at war, then we're not.

That's what American democracy has come down to at these town hall meetings: old people and gun nuts, which is a terrible combination. I heard somebody yell 'AK-47!' and a lady yelled, 'Bingo!'

I think we do sympathize. And a lot of us think a lot of what Snowden did was great, and you're abetting him. But, we also think, well, if we are going to have someone who is going to be the one to take secret materials and disseminate it...why you? You weren't elected to that post. That seems to be what the question always comes down to.

The country has become much more conservative, partly because it's been taken over by the religious right.

Jesus is not a candle. A company in South Dakota is selling candles with the scent of Jesus. You light one and your friends says, Christ, what's that smell?