I love the Tea Party. They are the ultimate beer goggles. They make everything look better.

Look, I have never made a secret of the fact that I have tried marijuana... About 50,000 times.

It's going to be Perry, it's going to be Romney...It's sort of a battle for the soul of the Republican Party - and they have no soul, but the space where a soul would be.

Do you want to know why marijuana is illegal? Because the drug companies want marijuana to be illegal. You see, if it came down to Prozak versus Marijuana, Prozak would lose.

The only sport I really get into is snowboarding. Cause that's the only sport where they perform a half pipe just after smoking a full pipe.

I think Mitt Romney is a symptom. I think the problem is the Republican Party.

Talk to women who've ever dated an Arab man. The results are not good.