If you want to get rich with a tax free enterprise that sells nothing, start a church.

Love does not conquer all.

When those myths were created, when the Bible was written, man didn't know what an atom or a germ was, or where the sun went at night, or why the women got pregnant. [Laughs.] They needed stories to answer the questions.

Russia has banned all adoptions to Americans. So, if you were hoping to get a little white kid with fetal alcohol syndrome, you're going to have to wait until Lindsay Lohan reproduces.

I hate religion. I think it's a neurological disorder.

I don't want to be a pessimist. I'm a realist. One man's realist is another man's pessimist.

The Drug War is an addiction, really.