If you want to get rich with a tax free enterprise that sells nothing, start a church.

I think flying planes into a building was a faith-based initiative. I think religion is a neurological disorder.

Arnold Schwarzenegger has come out against gay marriage. He said marriage is a sacred union between a groupie and any number of body builders.

Sex is too easy for women to get, and too hard for men. I mean, honestly, for a man to walk into someplace and have every woman ready to take him home, he'd have to rule the world. A woman would have to do her hair.

Why did Mitt Romney strap his dog to the roof of his car? Could it be because his station wagon was full of wives?

I think the news people no longer have any idea of what covering the news is.

Jim Bakker spells his name with two k's because three would be too obvious.