During the debate, Bush was asked by a lady to name three mistakes he's made. And Bush responded, this debate, the last debate and the next debate.

Based on every statement I’ve heard out of any Republican in the last two years, the Israelis are controlling our government.

Suicide is man's way of telling God, 'You can't fire me - I quit.'

Space tourism is God's way of telling you you aren't spending enough on lap dances, baccarat and cocaine.

Selling pot allowed me to get through college and make enough money to start off in comedy.

White people have always shown their superiority over blacks with their feet, moving out of black neighborhoods with the fear that their kids will turn into one of them. And now, through the magic of MTV, damned if it didn't turn out that way!

Glenn Beck retired or got fired...and a lot of people are asking who will now speak for the raving lunatics who startle you outside of a parking garage?