I see they found out the universe is 80 million years older than we thought. It's also been lying about its weight.

This week Sarah Palin's memoir became a bestseller. It's not even out yet. It's being translated into English.

When people say to me, 'You hate America,' I don't hate America. I love America. I am just embarrassed that it has been taken over by people like evangelicals, by people who do not believe in science and rationality. It is the 21st century. And I will tell you, my friend. The future does not belong to the evangelicals. The future does not belong to religion.

Religion is detrimental to the progress of society.

I don't want my president to be a TV star. You don't have to be on television every minute of every day - you're the president, not a rerun of 'Law & Order'. TV stars are too worried bout being popular and too concerned about being renewed.

There's a phrase we live by in America: "In God We Trust". It's right there where Jesus would want it: on our money.

I am so tired of rearranging my life around what the stupidest people might do.