Whatever good religion has done, it has come at a terrible price.

The Republicans proved they are not the party of 'no.' They're the party of 'f**k, no!'

Faith means making a virtue out of not thinking. It's nothing to brag about...Religion is dangerous because it allows human beings, who don't have all the answers, to think that they do.

I always say to my religious friends, if a pool had even one turd in it, would you jump in?

Please stop assuming that longevity and perfect health is always the correct option. No. Sometimes fun costs ya. It just does, you know? And that's OK, you're willing to make that purchase. Sammy Davis, Jr. was 64 when he died. Give me 64 Sammy-years, I'll be happy.

Not a lot of people know about Tunisia. Sarah Palin thinks it's the name of one of Obama's kids.

I think capital punishment works great. Every killer you kill never kills again.