New Rule: President Bush must stop acting like WE'RE the idiots. He gives speech after speech, and the theme is always the same; 'What part of freedom don't you get, you morons?'. I'll answer that for you Mr. President. The part where you give it to people by blowing them up.

Don't you think that being a person of faith has become a third rail in American politics? If you want to run for president nowadays, you'd better get out there and say you're a very faith-based person.

Things aren't right. If a burglar breaks into your home and you shoot him, he can sue you. For what, restraint of trade?

To a coward, courage always looks like stupidity.

Stupidity is not another form of knowledge.

It would be kind of a tragedy if we got to the end of four years of Democratic rule without having really tried any Democratic policies.

We had a national tragedy this week, and the President of the United States and Sarah Palin both made speeches on the same day. Obama came out against lunatics with guns, she gave the rebuttal.