The plain fact is: religion must die for mankind to live.

I'm staying in a strange hotel. I called room service for a sandwich and they sent up two hookers.

I was brought up Catholic and we show my mom, my mother, my sister and then I take pains to explain on camera, that there were years after that where I wasn't really religious. I certainly wasn't a Catholic anymore, but I still lived with some mythical man in my head. I didn't really put a name to a face, but I just knew that if I was in trouble or scared I would go, 'Oh God, please help me get out of this one.'

Women cannot complain about men anymore until they start getting better taste in them.

I find it ironic that Republicans have such disdain for the lazy, and yet their solution to every problem is do nothing. Their answer to wealth inequality, do nothing. Health care? Do nothing. Climate change? Nothing. Racism? Doesn’t exist. For a group of people so head over heels in love with self-reliance, they sure do recommend a lot of sitting on their ass.

Who takes care of their people better? FEMA or Hezbollah?

I have always defined political correctness as an elevation of sensitivity over truth.