I'm not into western medicine. That to me is a complete scare tactic.

What kind of tyrant punishes everyone just to get back at the few he's mad at? I mean, besides Chris Christie.

Attorney General John Ashcroft is in intensive care. He's suffering from a severe case of pancreatitis, which they can't really figure out because he's not really a drinker. They think he might have picked up some type of infection while wiping his ass with the Bill of Rights.

What I believe in is love your neighbor as yourself and don't call him stupid because they don't agree with you politically.

In today's Republican Party, there's a term for people who hate charity and love killing: 'Christian.'

All I did was tell the truth. That's is what the whole show is about! And if Politically Incorrect has to go down for it, so be it!

A lot of good has come from drugs. I think 'Penny Lane' is worth 10 dead kids. Dark Side of the Moon is worth 100 dead kids. Because a lot of kids wouldn't even be born if it weren't for that album, so it evens out.