I'm not into western medicine. That to me is a complete scare tactic.

In today's Republican Party, there's a term for people who hate charity and love killing: 'Christian.'

The shame would be if Democrats get thrown out of office without ever having tried Democratic policies.

Let's make a law that gay people can have birthdays, but straight people get more cake - you know, to send the right message to kids.

Your fuselage shouldn't open more easily than your pretzel bag.

In ten Muslim countries you can get the death penalty just for being gay. If they were chopping the heads off of gay people in the Vatican, wouldn't there be a greater outcry among liberals?

I think there is a problem, though, with the media gushing over [Obama] too much. I don't think he thinks that he's all that, but the media does. I mean, the coverage after, that I was watching, from MSNBC, I mean these guys were ready to have sex with him.It's embarrassing.