I would rather put up with Rush Limbaugh and live in a country where we all do have freedom of speech.

Did you see the 2000 Republican Presidential Convention? The last time the Republicans had that many Black people on a stage, they were selling them!

Guys you have way too much invested in sport. Guys you are not the tenth man. You're a machine for turning beer into piss that's what you are!

There's a phrase we live by in America: "In God We Trust". It's right there where Jesus would want it: on our money.

I do miss George Bush. Compared to these teabaggers and the people who are pandering to them, he looks like a professor.

In ten Muslim countries you can get the death penalty just for being gay. If they were chopping the heads off of gay people in the Vatican, wouldn't there be a greater outcry among liberals?

Hot women have to stop putting long paragraphs of text on their bodies. I know you think it's sexy but one thing that men never think is, "Gee, you know what would make this sex better? Having something to read."