I would rather put up with Rush Limbaugh and live in a country where we all do have freedom of speech.

Did you see the 2000 Republican Presidential Convention? The last time the Republicans had that many Black people on a stage, they were selling them!

The Dalai Lama visited the White House and told the President that he could teach him to find a higher state of consciousness. Then after talking to Bush for a few minutes, he said, 'You know what? Let's just grab lunch.'

It somehow became an article of faith on the right that Obama is the most extreme president in American history. Although, when they say that, I think what they really mean is...he's black.

Ninety percent of people support background checks. Which means even people who can't pass a background check support background checks.

Heroin may be bad, but it sure as hell hasn't hurt my CD collection.

What I believe in is love your neighbor as yourself and don't call him stupid because they don't agree with you politically.