I would rather put up with Rush Limbaugh and live in a country where we all do have freedom of speech.

Sarah Palin's whole family got into a drunken public fistfight. Something police are calling a 'tragic case of trash-on-trash violence.'

Sarah Palin said perhaps the most irresponsible thing I've ever heard any politician say. She said, 'The only thing that stops a bad guy with a nuke is a good guy with a nuke.' You think she realizes that nuking Russia might not be good for someone who can see Russia from her house?

When sex is good theres nothing better, when its bad its not bad.

Selling pot allowed me to get through college and make enough money to start off in comedy.

The Republicans released their 'Pledge to America.' It's 21 pages of phony charts and bad ideas. Sarah Palin got a copy, and she said, 'How am I supposed to fit all this crap on my hand?

Tea Party has now cost the Republicans 5 senate seats. My next donation is going to them.