A flu shot just compromises your immune system.
Jesus is not a candle. A company in South Dakota is selling candles with the scent of Jesus. You light one and your friends says, Christ, what's that smell?
I never thought I'd say this, what Obama needs in his personality is a little George Bush.
You can't get saved if you don't play.
It's all been satirized for your protection.
Idiots must stop claiming that atheism is a religion. Religion is defined as the belief in and worship of a superhuman controlling power. And atheism is… precisely not that. Atheism is a religion like abstinence is a sex position