This week Sarah Palin's memoir became a bestseller. It's not even out yet. It's being translated into English.

I can't stay mad at Pope Frank. I just can't. It's a funny situation that I like the pope and Mel Gibson doesn't.

How can the Republicans get away with picking their Dennis Kucinich, but when - if the Democrats tried it, all hell would break lose?

The Founding Fathers were more deists. If you had to categorize them as anything. There was some sort of moving prime force. But it's an impersonal force. Some people call it Nature. Certainly not this personal god who you have a personal relationship with, who listens to your prayers and answers them, or doesn't. You know, not the silly stuff that most Americans believe because we're such a dumb nation.

Hey birthers, wanna hear my theory? My theory was that Obama was born in America and you were born with the umbilical cord around your neck.

Be out of the mainstream. I'm out of the mainstream. I enjoy it, who wants to be in the mainstream?

There was one awkward moment where a black man stood-up to ask a question and out of habit, Bush said 'Clemency denied.'