This week Sarah Palin's memoir became a bestseller. It's not even out yet. It's being translated into English.

I want to see riots! I want to see the kind of riots where cab drivers are afraid to pick up white people! I want to see this guy!

I have two dogs. If I had retarded children, I'd be a hero. And yet, the dogs are pretty much the same thing.

White people have always shown their superiority over blacks with their feet, moving out of black neighborhoods with the fear that their kids will turn into one of them. And now, through the magic of MTV, damned if it didn't turn out that way!

To those people who say, 'My father is alive because of animal experimentation,' I say, 'Yeah, well, good for you. This dog died so your father could live.' Sorry, but I am just not behind that kind of trade-off.

you know... there is a name for people who are always wrong about everything all the time.... husband!!!

Because of the Republicans, I'm not ashamed of being an American. I'm embarrassed!