This week Sarah Palin's memoir became a bestseller. It's not even out yet. It's being translated into English.

I think the right-wingers have to buddy up to the fact that either the minimum wage has to go up, and people get enough money to live, or you're always going to have people needing government assistance. You can't have it both ways.

Only a Bush could answer a 'yes' or 'no' question two different ways and be wrong both times.

This is my question for conservatives: don't you want to live, too?

There's a word the teabaggers have wanted to use since Obama came on the scene, but they can't because it's not the 1950s. They would love to say this word. It begins with an N and ends with -er, and it's not "nation-builder."

The teachers don't know anything. What are the kids going to learn with a horrible education system?

I get the Playboy thing a lot. People assume I go out with bimbos. I couldn`t go out with bimbos if I tried! I scare them off! The women that like me are smart. So I go to the Playboy Mansion four or five times a year, but people think I go all the time.