God makes trees, he doesn't write books.

I don't say that I'm an atheist. I don't like that term, because I think it mirrors the certitude of religion. I say I don't know. And if you don't know - and you don't - just man up and say you don't know. Don't turn to silly stories and ancient myths.

If you came into the theater believing in the talking snake, it's kind of hard to leave the theater still believing in the talking snake.

Saddam Hussein is Hitler like Oasis was The Beatles.

But I've often said that if I had – I have two dogs – if I had two retarded children, I'd be a hero. And yet the dogs, which are pretty much the same thing. What? They're sweet. They're loving. They're kind, but they don't mentally advance at all. Dogs are like retarded children.

There was one awkward moment where a black man stood-up to ask a question and out of habit, Bush said 'Clemency denied.'

A lot of people say they are dyslexic; some have to realize that they are just stupid.