Being a conservative also used to involve the concept of people being free to do whatever they want to do, as long as it doesn't hurt somebody else. Conservatives used to be very libertarian.

you know... there is a name for people who are always wrong about everything all the time.... husband!!!

I have two questions about Arnold Schwarzenegger. What does he know, and when will he know it?

When I see the toothless guy, as a liberal, what I say is, 'I want to help you get teeth.' Why does that make me an a**hole?

New rule: Tulips aren't flowers. They're some kind of gay onion.

What I believe in is love your neighbor as yourself and don't call him stupid because they don't agree with you politically.

In this country, a smart leader is suspect. That's just the way it is. Even George Bush's father, who was a lot smarter than the son, had to sort of prove that he wasn't that bright.