We have been the cowards lobbing cruise missiles from 2,000 miles away. That's cowardly. Staying in the airplane when it hits the building, say what you want about it, it's not cowardly.

Don't you miss the days when America was just morally bankrupt?

I'm not a joiner. I don't like organizations.

I have such disdain for anybody who gets joy out of blowing the stuffing out of a little woodland creature, that I don't really care if any of them gets shot.

I think the funniest stuff comes from the heaviest stuff.

If anti-gay stuff is always coming out of your mouth, something very gay is probably going in.

At some point in the last 20 years, the left moved to the center, and the right moved into a mental institution.