In fact, because people are religious, they think they can do bad things.

I never hear terrorists say 'Merry Christmas,' only 'Allahu Akbar'.

Scientists say an 8.9 earthquake here could knock down buildings, flood coastal areas... and improve the roads.

People like the Mormons and the Scientologists, who I think should combine and make a Mormontologist because what they believe is just so out there it's just laughable.

You can’t be a rational person six days a week and on one day of the week, go to a building, and think you are drinking the blood of a two thousand year old space god. That doesn’t make you a person of faith…, that makes you a schizophrenic.

Failing to warn the citizens of a looming weapon of mass destruction- and that's what global warming is- in order to protect oil company profits, well, that fits for me the definition of treason.

Recognition is one of the three big elements of comedy.