In fact, because people are religious, they think they can do bad things.

My father said, Bring along your best girl. This is something you say to a pimp!

Hillary Clinton and Nancy Reagan have a lot in common - they're both smarter than their husbands and both consulted the stars for guidance, Nancy with astrology and Hillary with Barbra Streisand.

It's very hard not to be condescending when you're explaining something to an idiot.

The younger generation is supposed to rage against the machine, not for it. They're supposed to question authority, not question those who question authority.

New Rule: Since our new national position on science is, "Screw it, we prefer witchcraft," let's not just retire the Space Shuttle Atlantis. Let's drive it to one of the five stupidest States and have the locals beat it with sticks. Putting it in a museum is too dangerous. Someone could steal it, fly it into space and notice we revolve around the sun.

I would rather put up with Rush Limbaugh and live in a country where we all do have freedom of speech.