We're all gonna be gay if we get health care!
The "Power of One" is a slogan--not a goal.
People sometimes say how standup is so hard, and I always tell them that it's hard at the beginning.
Again, (America is) a stupid country with stupid people who don't pay attention.
First they didn't believe in evolution. Then they didn't believe in global warming. Now the debt ceiling. What I call 'the moron trifecta.'
During the debate, Bush was asked by a lady to name three mistakes he's made. And Bush responded, this debate, the last debate and the next debate.