Naturally the smart thing to do to solve your economic woes is to demonize the Democrats. And of course, Sarah Palin is more than happy to oblige. She's been saying that Obama hangs out with terrorists. And you know, I think the evangelical lady who's in a video getting blessed by a witch doctor, who's married to a secessionist, and can't name a newspaper -- she's right, Obama is scary.

Let's make a law that gay people can have birthdays, but straight people get more cake - you know, to send the right message to kids.

Eell there always is a tendency in human nature to deify.

People have to stop saying that just because someone is an anti-gay activist they might be gay. They're DEFINITELY GAY!!

A flu shot is the worst thing you can do.

Sarah Palin finally heard what happened in Japan and she's demanding that we invade 'Tsunami.'

There is no debate here, just scientists and non-scientists. And since the subject is science, the non-scientists don't get a vote.