[My brother] lived in a dry gulch where the world of socks and shoes became extremely fascinating, and he felt that everyone needs a good pair of socks, and why not limit his gift giving to something that everybody needs? He thought that there was something humorous about it. So he gives socks.

Here's the thing, you just have to drive a lot faster, and if you don't get there, we're both fired.

Life is a game, and it's much more fun if you play it as your own game, so stay light and loose and relaxed.

Alcohol is really just the liquid version of Photoshop.

Grab this day by the neck and kiss it.

I act like a jerk sometimes.

People are like music, some speak the truth and others are just noise.