Here's the thing, you just have to drive a lot faster, and if you don't get there, we're both fired.

You cannot pray them out of hell.

I went to Second City, where you learned to make the other actor look good so you looked good and National Lampoon, where you had to create everything out of nothing, and SNL, where you couldn't make any mistakes, and you learned what collaboration was.

Alcohol is really just the liquid version of Photoshop.

All parties are good.

Whatever you do, always give 100%. Unless you're donating blood.

Afghanistan is just one of those countries that no group can conquer. It's so challenging to live, and the people are so close among their own tribes, their own groups, that you can't rule them all, you can't get an accord from all of them.