Here's the thing, you just have to drive a lot faster, and if you don't get there, we're both fired.

There are people who drove me crazy, but they got the job done. And when I see that person again, I nod my head. Respect.

Alcohol is really just the liquid version of Photoshop.

You can tell how boring a person is by the lack of fear in their eyes when someone is flipping through photos on their phone.

All parties are good.

Why would you get up there and bore people? I never have figured that out. These people are supposedly in the entertainment industry, and they finally get up there to that podium and they become the most boring people in the world.

Those are my people, you know? The ones who are going to crash and burn.