Alcohol is really just the liquid version of Photoshop.

Yeah, I think that's sort of the American way. And it's also the Polish way, it turns out.

When you act obnoxious towards people, like on a movie set, they say "we're ready for you" and I say "oh, go to hell, my feet hurt and my head aches." You want to have a margarita for lunch, and people like these little ADs and production assistants are like, "well, he's drinking again."

I think that the online world has actually brought books back. People are reading because they're reading the damn screen. That's more reading than people used to do.

Afghanistan is just one of those countries that no group can conquer. It's so challenging to live, and the people are so close among their own tribes, their own groups, that you can't rule them all, you can't get an accord from all of them.

Alcohol is really just the liquid version of Photoshop.

I met a woman who photographed celebrity dogs for a book, and she told me that Ralph Lauren's dog is named Rugby. I said, Yeah, but his real name is Stickball.