Alcohol is really just the liquid version of Photoshop.

I realize it's impossible to have any sympathy, I mean, true sympathy, for people that are famous.

Totie Fields is one of my benchmarks for a lot of things. There was a standard of show business.

We're Americans! Do you know what that means? It means our forefathers were kicked out of every decent country in the world.

Something wild can happen to anybody and I caution anybody that walks out on the street, just settle your accounts before you leave the house every day.

There aren't many downsides to being rich, other than paying taxes and having relatives asking for money. But being famous, that's a 24 hour job right there.

I was in the Virgin Islands once. I met a girl. We ate lobster, drank piña coladas. At sunset, we made love like sea otters. That was a pretty good day. Why couldn't I get that day over and over and over?