Grab this day by the neck and kiss it.

There's definitely a lot of trash that comes with the prize of being famous. It's a nice gift, but there's a lot of wrapping and paper and junk to cut through. Back then, when a movie came out and people saw you on the street, their reaction was so supercharged that it was scary. It would frighten other people. It used to really rattle me. I mean, everybody would love to have their clothes torn off by a mob of girls, but being screamed at is different.

I'm just an obnoxious guy who can make it appear charming, that's what they pay me to do.

I don't have to take this abuse from you -- I have hundreds of people waiting in line to abuse me!

I'm a nut, but not just a nut.

Friendship is so weird. You just pick a human you've met and you're like, 'Yep, I like this one,' and you just do stuff with them.

I smell varmint poontang. And the only good varmint poontang is dead varmint poontang, I think.