Chicks dig me because I rarely wear underwear, and when I do, it's usually something unusual.
Bill MurrayMy iPhone has 2 million times the storage of the 1969 Apollo 11 computer. They went to the moon. I throw birds at pig houses
Bill MurrayYou can tell how boring a person is by the lack of fear in their eyes when someone is flipping through photos on their phone.
Bill MurrayLike: 'Don't walk out there with one hand in your pocket unless there's somethin' in there you're going to bring out.' You gotta commit. You've gotta go out there and improvise and you've gotta be completely unafraid to die. You've got to be able to take a chance to die. And you have to die lots. You have to die all the time.
Bill Murray