Every moment that you share someone else's pain, feel what they feel, makes you more human.

Every moment that you share someone else's pain, feel what they feel, makes you more human.

I realized the more fun I had, the more relaxed I was working, the better I worked.

Religion is the worst enemy of mankind. No single war in the history of humanity has killed as many people as religion has.

Harold Ramis and I together did the ‘National Lampoon Show’ off Broadway, ‘Meatballs,’ ‘Stripes,’ ‘Caddyshack,’ ‘Ghostbusters’ and ‘Groundhog Day.’ He earned his keep on this planet. God bless him.

I smell varmint poontang. And the only good varmint poontang is dead varmint poontang, I think.

I'm not an alcoholic, I only drink two times a year. When it's my birthday, and when it's not my birthday.