If I run into someone on the street, that's one thing. But answering mail for a living? I like a job where you can play and act kind of goofy and have some fun.

I'm just a potato that won't quit. I'm a potato with some legs. Some have eyes, I've got legs.

Alcohol is really just the liquid version of Photoshop.

Friendship is so weird. You just pick a human you've met and you're like, 'Yep, I like this one,' and you just do stuff with them.

You can handle just about anything that comes at you out on the road with a believable grin, common sense and whiskey.

Yeah, I think that's sort of the American way. And it's also the Polish way, it turns out.

Be available for life to happen.