I was at the New York Film Critics Circle Awards one year - they called me up when somebody canceled two days before the thing, and asked me to present some awards. So I went, and one of the funniest film moments I've ever had was when they introduced the New York film critics. They all stood up - motley isn't the word for that group. Everybody had some sort of vision problem, some sort of damage - I had to bury myself in my napkin.

I'm a nut, but not just a nut.

If Google doesn't know the answer, then it's not a question

Disneyland. The world's biggest people trap, built by a mouse.

Whatever you do, always give 100%. Unless you're donating blood.

The money thing is, the sort of Elvis Presley thing of buying you mother car is great, that's very good. My mother has learned how to spend money.

Don't think about your errors or failures; otherwise, you'll never do a thing.