I will be in Orlando during the atheist convention to do my best to counter the assaults upon Christ of the atheists. I also plan on running a large newspaper ad in the Orlando Sentinel addressed to the atheists and warning the Orlando area of the atheists' vile plans for their children.

The Army needs leaders the way a foot needs a big toe.

Drinking again? Go to hell. All I ever do is make some movies that made a lot of money now leave me alone, I want to have some fun.

The cool part about naming your kid is you don’t have to add six numbers to make sure the name is available.

Life is a game, and it's much more fun if you play it as your own game, so stay light and loose and relaxed.

Harold Ramis and I together did the ‘National Lampoon Show’ off Broadway, ‘Meatballs,’ ‘Stripes,’ ‘Caddyshack,’ ‘Ghostbusters’ and ‘Groundhog Day.’ He earned his keep on this planet. God bless him.

I've retired a couple of times. It's great, because you can just say, 'Oh, I'm sorry. I'm retired.'