The government can destroy wealth but it cannot create wealth, which is the product of labor and management working with creation.

Chicks dig me because I rarely wear underwear, and when I do, it's usually something unusual.

I would jump into the middle of the street and say, "excuse me, there's a Mercedes that's got to get through here." And I would push people out of the way, "get out of the way! Let him through!" Smacking their cars and stuff. Just like, "whack" and you just jump into it.

I don't have to take this abuse from you -- I have hundreds of people waiting in line to abuse me!

The Army needs leaders the way a foot needs a big toe.

The only good thing about fame that I've gotten is I've gotten out of a couple of speeding tickets. I've gotten into a restaurant when I didn't have a suit and tie on. That's really about it.

Those are my people, you know? The ones who are going to crash and burn.